Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The irony of it all...

Webster’s dictionary defines irony as:

1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.


2. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

I define irony as paying off one’s final divorce-related legal fees…on Valentine’s Day…with a “love” stamp on the envelope.

Quick, someone call Alanis Morissette.



Not-faint-hearted said...

Congratulations! And happy independence day.

Someone who knows said...

Screw him, trust me.