So...that really horrible smell that's been increasing in my garage for the past few nights?
Yeah, that was gas.
From my car.
Via a cracked fuel tank.
Which has to be completely replaced to the tune of a cool $2,000 or so.
Did I mention the car is 10 years old, has over 100,000 miles on it and is probably only worth about $3,000?
I wonder where the nearest bus stop is to my house. I should probably find that out...