Hi. I’m KJ and I have a shoe addiction. I’m telling you, shoes
are the new crack and zappos.com is the new dealer in town.
I mean, really, “brocade ribbon AND an ornate crystal buckle.” This pair is beads, jewelry, sparkly stuff AND a shoe all rolled into one. I’m powerless to resist.
Help me.
Must...resist...lure of... shoes ...that don’t...go with...anything I own (but are really super cute nonetheless). If nothing else, I'm just enjoying the fact that shoes are even AVAILABLE in a color called "cyclamen."
And as long as I’m going to hell anyway, I may as well go straight for the hooker shoes, right? Figures this design came from JLo. Although this pair in purple is slightly less hookerish and more 40’s bombshell which, with my curves, is a look that so works for me. And now that I think about it, they would go with my new gray suit...
Hmmm...would it be, um, bad form to wear hot shoes to work?
Of course, it may be too late for me to worry about that now considering I’ve already worn red, patent leather, ankle-strap peep-toes AND cheetah-print stilettos (yes, Sparkle, on two separate occasions) to work. Hee!
But, the pair I will probably actually buy (because I’m so annoyingly practical...er MOST of the time) is this pair. Second choice is this pair in dark blue.
Now, where did I put that winning lotto ticket? Oh, and if a certain SOMEONE would hurry up and ask me out on a date, already, I’d have a place to maybe actually WEAR some of these beauties besides the office. Getting compliments from co-workers is not nearly as nice as watching a guy trip because he’s busy staring at your legs and thinking lascivious thoughts. I know, because I made the whole guy-trip thing happen once this summer by way of the Anne Klein “killer sandals” (as previously mentioned here) and a knee-length denim skirt and it was quite an enjoyable experience.
Did I mention I only have 5 lbs. to go to hit my initial weight-loss goal and I look fa-bu-lous in a size 12? Okay, conceited, I know, but I’ve worked REALLY hard to get this far so I figure it’s okay to take some well-deserved pride in my accomplishment.
KJ
P.S. As long as you’re sharing in my obsession(s), check out this totally cute purse .
5 comments:
Siberian puppies make GREAT guy-magnets :-) Just a thought.
Yes, but then what do you do with them after you've hooked your hottie? Besides, I'm not sure my new shoes will look so hot with dog hair plastered all over them.
Um....find a second hottie? Why limit yourself to one?
Besides, the shoes won't last long, the puppy will eat them :-)
If he does - it'll be the last act of his very short, very tragic puppy life. There's pretty much one cardinal rule in this house: "Don't mess with the shoes!" Oh, and "Don't eat boogers" but that's really more for the kidlet.
Damn it, I don't even wear the shoes, and you're making me WANT the shoes. I desire the shoes. I lust for the shoes. You suck. ;)
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