Okay, we are under an actual TORNADO WATCH.
And yes, normally this is the kind of thing I would make up for humor's sake, but NO, I am NOT making this up!
Uh, maybe I should stop complaining about how boring the weather is out here? I mean, I like a li'l thunderstorm now and again just for entertainment value, but a tornado is taking things just a bit too far. We already have to put up with earthquakes and that is plenty enough excitement for one geographical area.
Stop it with the tornado thing already!