CUT IT OUT!
Look, in the last few years I’ve lost a marriage, a baby, the ability to have any more children, a favorite pet, a job I’d had for 8 years, a parent and a really PRECIOUS gold ring.
I now live in a dark hole under a mountain that some little goblin keeps using as a trash heap.
Beads are one of the few highlights of my life. But I can’t get them if you KEEP TAKING THEM.
So STOP IT! You wouldn’t want me to have to come sneaking out of my hole in search of you, now would you?
I thought not.
P.S. If you find that ring, please give it back. I have it on good authority that some really bad dude named Sauron is looking for it and he’s hired a goon squad of 9 guys on horses to look for it. You don’t want to mess with them. Really, it’s best to return it to me ALONG WITH THE BEADS YOU STOLE FROM MY ETSY CART so I can keep it safe here under the mountain.
MY Beads! Mine! Mine! /\